Trump’s foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn’t read the book. “Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!”
— Antonio French (@AntonioFrench) October 20, 2016
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That witty retort to Trump’s pathetic foreign policy answers caused #TrumpBookReport to trend as Twitter users wondered what would happen if the Republican presidential nominee ― who has said he’s too busy to read many books ― really was a teen giving a report about a book he hadn’t read.
Here are the most hilarious responses:
“Juliet. Such a nasty woman. She made Romeo kill himself. And believe me he could have done better. Look at her.” #TrumpBookReport
— Catherine Q. (@CatherineQ) October 20, 2016
It was the best of times. Absolutely phenomenal. It was the worst of times. Total disaster. #TrumpBookReport
— Ben (@noblerzen) October 20, 2016
Pinocchio? He’s no puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet! #TrumpBookReport
— White Rabbit Object (@audiewhitaker) October 20, 2016
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Uncle Tom’s Cabin, worst cabin in the inner city. Terrible schools. Nasty women & bad hombres everywhere. @AntonioFrench #trumpbookreport
— Melanated Soul (@RealMotha4Ya) October 20, 2016
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Then the Prince kissed her. While she was sleeping. You can get away with that when you’re famous. What can they do? #TrumpBookReport
— Lee C Eldridge (@LeeCEldridge) October 20, 2016
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There’s a Lord-and he’s got rings. Lots of rings. The best rings. And two of the best Towers anyone has seen. #trumpbookreport
— Karl H. (@ageofkarl) October 20, 2016
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Lady Macbeth. Nasty woman. Blood coming out of her wherever. #TrumpBookReport
— Lauren Holmes (@lholmes12) October 20, 2016
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I am the greatest at everything. Trust Me. So why doesn’t the Guinness Book of World Records have me on every page? SAD #TrumpBookReport
— Corey K (@CoreyNYC) October 20, 2016
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“When District 12 sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending Katniss Everdeen. What a nasty woman.”#TrumpBookReport
— Jen-O-Lantern (@Pop_Reader) October 20, 2016
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“When District 12 sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending Katniss Everdeen. What a nasty woman.”#TrumpBookReport
— Jen-O-Lantern (@Pop_Reader) October 20, 2016
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It took Low Energy Harry Potter 7 books to defeat Voldermort. Sad! I would have beat him in the first book! #TrumpBookReport
— Historical Trump (@HistoryDTrump) October 20, 2016
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Catcher in the Rye. There used to be other grains. Terrific grains. The best grains. Hillary ruined this nation’s farms. #TrumpBookReport
— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) October 20, 2016
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Charlotte’s Web …Spider dies at the end… no stamina. What a loser. #TrumpBookReport
— Cora Huggins (@Rangerswife1) October 20, 2016
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The bridges, nobody builds a bridge like me. I’ll build one and make Madison County pay for it #TrumpBookReport
— The Real B Ham (@TheRealBHam) October 20, 2016
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Little Women. I love women. Especially beautiful ones. Not nasty women. #TrumpBookReport @AntonioFrench
— Anna (@annachristine85) October 20, 2016
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Love Scotland! Own a golf course there! No loser heroin addicts, spotting trains! Believe me. #TrumpBookReport
— FeelHoodHusseinObama (@FeelHood) October 20, 2016
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In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice…actually no it was a million dollars. Bigleague. #TrumpBookReport
— Andy Shapiro (@andyshapiro) October 20, 2016
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Little Women. All nasty, believe me because I’m pro woman, no one defends, loves women more than I do. Trust me #TrumpBookReport
— Ryan Maza (@RyanMaza_) October 20, 2016
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