You couldn’t possibly make this stuff up.
On the day that President Obama celebrates his 55th birthday, both George Zimmerman and Dylann Roof got beat downs.
Zimmerman, of course, is the former self-appointed neighborhood watchman who ran down and killed Trayvon Martin in Sanford, Fla. Roof is the man who murdered nine black worshippers at the Emanuel AME Church in South Carolina.
Zimmerman allegedly got punched while allegedly trying to brag about killing Trayvon Martin and then cried to 911 to send “three or four cars.” Roof was beat down while holed up in jail about to take a shower.
So. Lemme get this right. George Zimmerman AND Dylan Roof got beat up today…. pic.twitter.com/wx5KOrVOpE
— Gerrick D. Kennedy (@GerrickKennedy) August 4, 2016
When Twitter learned of this strangest of coincidences, it went into celebratory mode. Here are some of the most dramatic and funniest responses to Zimmerman and Roof getting pummeled on Obama’s birthday.
So you mean that on OBAMA’S 55th BIRTHDAY, Dylann Roof got clocked, Zimmerman got rocked & Trumps losing in polls? pic.twitter.com/YnmiPxe7eT
— Political Staffer #3 (@ErickaSimone) August 5, 2016
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Omg why is this tweet blowing up.
— VS (@vsavag2) August 5, 2016
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When I hear that George Zimmerman & Dylan Roof were assaulted today. pic.twitter.com/YHTk6SLnlN
— Josean (@Bald_Monkey) August 5, 2016
George Zimmerman & Dylan Roof both got their asses beat on Obama’s… https://t.co/u4JXkguWy4 by @WithLoveSRenee via @c0nvey
— Vincent M Ward (@vincentmward) August 5, 2016
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George Zimmerman and Dylan Roof got a piece of Karma today. + on Pres. Obama’s BDAY…
All the black people are like pic.twitter.com/sIaupwLCPy
— Sāvion (@SavionWright) August 5, 2016
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So Dylan Roof AND George Zimmerman both got a little taste of karma today……AND it’s Obama’s birthday………… pic.twitter.com/fAbLiHLFWm
— Tasha (@baybee_tasha) August 5, 2016
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George Zimmerman got punched!
Dylan Roof got attacked in jail!
AND it’s Obama’s birthday
Lord I thank you pic.twitter.com/OQZ1pboe5q— Dez (@thatsnotdez) August 5, 2016
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Dylann Roof gets assaulted in jail, and George Zimmerman gets punched in the face, while Obama’s approval is way up! pic.twitter.com/wFGphOuB9G
— Dominic Jenkins (@theDomJenkins) August 4, 2016
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Obama’s 55th birthday
Dylan Roof & George Zimmerman got their asses beat today..
I must say, today was a good day! pic.twitter.com/FiZsQ7fwkL— K. (@iAm_KJayy) August 5, 2016
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George Zimmerman and Dylan both got assaulted on Obama’s Birthday pic.twitter.com/FBwPVFa3RX
— Troi (@inevitably_troi) August 4, 2016
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Dylann Roof got punched today
George Zimmerman got punched today
And today is Obama’s birthday pic.twitter.com/UJS1NPpesk
— Briantelevision1 (@BrianHudson718) August 4, 2016
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George Zimmerman and Dylan Roof got attacked? On Obama’s birthday? pic.twitter.com/a2IuhpK2xP
— Mojito (@nianolong__) August 4, 2016
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George Zimmerman and Dylan Roof caught the hands on the same calendar day? pic.twitter.com/yPCuhfOqiK
— Justin Tinsley (@JustinTinsley) August 5, 2016
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When Dylan Roof & George Zimmerman both get beat up on President Barack Obama’s birthday ✊?✊? https://t.co/tiC7OVkKl9
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) August 5, 2016
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When Dylan Roof & George Zimmerman both get beat up on President Barack Obama’s birthday ✊?✊? https://t.co/tiC7OVkKl9
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) August 5, 2016
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When you hear that both George Zimmerman and Dylann Roof got punched in the face today. pic.twitter.com/VYaUDkJnDh
— Olivia A. Cole (@RantingOwl) August 5, 2016
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RT your reaction to Dylann Roof and George Zimmerman catching the fade today pic.twitter.com/GjjB7BsmJI
— Doc Savage (@SoloChills) August 4, 2016
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me when i found out both george zimmerman & dylan roof caught a fade on obamas birthday https://t.co/Q12TwngE2F
— ️ (@6PAPl) August 4, 2016
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George Zimmerman AND Dylann Roof got they asses beat down on the SAME DAY? pic.twitter.com/bfw8NcIyCo
— Terrell J. Starr (@Russian_Starr) August 4, 2016
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When you know violence isn’t the answer but you hear the news that George Zimmerman and Dylann Roof both got punched pic.twitter.com/pu3Fazzy1h
— Connor Holt (@ConnorPHolt) August 4, 2016
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Dylan Roof & George Zimmerman both got beat up today. Oh, what a glorious day! ?? pic.twitter.com/Ln5XgfYGQo
— Meigan (@Meigan1913) August 4, 2016
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George Zimmerman and Dylann Roof were punched in the face.
Another great day! pic.twitter.com/P0RO3qIjLQ
— Jason Weintraub (@JRtheWriter) August 4, 2016
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Me after seeing George Zimmerman AND Dylann Roof caught a plethora of fades today on President Obama’s birthday??? pic.twitter.com/9QNrTUhX7P
— Marcus (@MarcusMEAddict) August 4, 2016
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