Two hundred?!?!
Allegedly that is the astronomical number of Victor Cruz’s vast vault of vapid vixens that the New York Giants wide receiver kept as his ever-ready stash behind his fiancée’s back. No wonder he’s taking an exorbitantly lengthy time on his rehabilitation program from his ankle injury that has sidelined him for the balance of the 2015 NFL season.
(Note: strong language).
Social media has been laughing and mocking the star wide receiver all day with some witty and innovative tweets and memes. Take a look at some of the funniest:
#victorcruz no wonder has a deal with Nike it’s from running from all these woman. Just do it
— David Crown (@1davidcrown) October 7, 2015
#VictorCruz fiancé after she pressed send pic.twitter.com/ZfJv2Q7nvf
— (view náh) (@Mr_DePHInition) October 7, 2015
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I guess this is why Victor Cruz can’t get his ankle healed. He’s too busy for therapy. https://t.co/8odNsJrLv4
— GH Golden (@GH_Golden) October 7, 2015
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Victor Cruz fire all them hoes bro
— meech (@okmpinmeech) October 7, 2015
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Thanks to this text we all learned a valuable lesson: Do not mess with Victor Cruz’s fiancée https://t.co/cDOkF9lNHy
— NowThis (@nowthisnews) October 7, 2015
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Victor Cruz should go on Caso Cerrado and have all his side hoes sit in the audience
— Juan Sosa (@RacistJuan) October 7, 2015
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WHEN VICTOR CRUZ REALIZED HE GOT PUT INTO A GROUPCHAT BY HIS FIANCÉ WITH ALL HIS SIDE HOES….. pic.twitter.com/qeqE9MJJ2v
— YourFavoriteTweeter (@OMGDlZZY) October 7, 2015
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I’m not saying Victor Cruz is a dog, but…https://t.co/8yRPxOJnor
— BigHeadSports (@BigHeadSports) October 7, 2015
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Victor Cruz has 200 side pieces? Yikes. pic.twitter.com/38Pzr70rlX
— Jeff Barrett (@BarrettAll) October 7, 2015
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On that note, if Victor Cruz’ fiancée really sent mistresses a mass text, I salute her, that’s a Bernadine from Waiting To Exhale move
— bevysmith (@bevysmith) October 7, 2015
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When you realize Victor Cruz has 14 more side chicks than your total career interceptions pic.twitter.com/ckuoDqEdi2
— Fake SportsCenter (@FakeSportsCentr) October 7, 2015