Cyberspace went crazy with their varied — and oftentimes ridiculous and hilarious — name change offerings to assist Redskins’ owner Daniel Snyder should he cave in to the increasing pressure to scrap the team’s nickname.
This would mark the second Washington sports franchise to undergo a name change within 20 years. The Washington Wizards NBA franchise used to go by the name “Washington Bullets.”
Take a look at some of the funniest and most ludicrous name-change suggestions — and perhaps you could come up with a few of your own.
#NewRedskinsName The Washington You Didn’t Build That’s
— Big Pavelski FTW (@Sharks3376) June 18, 2014
#NewRedskinsName The Untouchable Entitlements
— ‘Teahadist’ h/t@DMat (@smitty_one_each) June 18, 2014
#NewRedskinsName Unpayable Debts
— ‘Teahadist’ h/t@DMat (@smitty_one_each) June 18, 2014
#NewRedskinsName The Washington Carbon-Neutral Transgenders
— Doug Ross (@directorblue) June 18, 2014
#NewRedskinsName Washington Unconstitutionals
— Category0ne (@Category0ne) June 18, 2014
#NewRedskinsName via Rush…. the Washington Thinskins #tcot #ccot #opSLAM #rednationrising #RT
— £ib~$£@Y€® (@KarrattiPaul) October 7, 2013
Washington Sulkers #NewRedskinsName
— Ken Simon (@KenSimonSays) June 18, 2014
@fredbcampbelljr @jaseliberty Or, the Nobel Drone Assassins #NewRedskinsName
— Mike Wendy (@polisoniccom) June 18, 2014
#NewRedskinsName Washington Debtors
— Brett Jalapeño (@BrettJ245) June 18, 2014
#NewRedskinsName The Washington Deficits #tcot
— Matthew G. Phy (@MatthewGPhy) June 18, 2014
#NewRedskinsName The Patent Office Tyrants
— Bizarro Gojira (@BizarroGodzilla) June 18, 2014
The Washington Coercers #NewRedskinsName
— Brian Nelson (@Liberty_guy85) June 18, 2014
#NewRedskinsName – Washington Trademarks
— politicat1 (@politicat1) June 18, 2014
#NewRedskinsName The Dispossessed Aboriginals
— Funny Guy (@fnnygy) June 18, 2014
#NewRedskinsName Washington fockers
— ryan (@humanol379) June 18, 2014
#NewRedskinsName Washington Waterboarders
— hotpinknachos (@hotpinknachos) June 18, 2014
#NewRedskinsName Congressional Distractors
— TRRBogie (@TRRBogie) June 18, 2014
#NewRedskinsName Grievance Grizzlies
— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) June 18, 2014
#NewRedskinsName The Washington Foot-draggers
— Truly (@trulylovely1) June 18, 2014
#NewRedskinsName ‘Washington Grand Wizards’
— Bibi (@BenLBlake) June 18, 2014
#NewRedskinsName Politically Correct Misogynists
— FoghornLeghorn (@FoghornBLeghorn) June 18, 2014
Washington WASPS #NewRedskinsName
— ldemarinis (@ldemarinis) June 18, 2014
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